Taxes and Prom.

"Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos!" (spiegel) 02/02/2014 at 18:54 • Filed to: None

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lol fucking WHAT?

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos! 02/02/2014 at 18:56

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I WTF'd as well

EL_ULY > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos! 02/02/2014 at 18:56

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Since I didn't go to prom, I don't have to do my taxes, yay :] lol

HiMyNameIsJayAgain > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos! 02/02/2014 at 19:03

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Probably the worst advertising dollar spend of 2014.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > EL_ULY 02/02/2014 at 19:06

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I didn't go to prom so I didn't catch VD. Caught crabs instead. I think there's an H&R Block vs. Turbotax commercial here.

EL_ULY > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/02/2014 at 19:14

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LOL!!!!

Justino6969 > Spiegel - •• - Hopes to post on oppos! 02/02/2014 at 19:19

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Seriously. That was an awesome clever commercial.. but then TAXES? Out of fucking NOWHERE.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > EL_ULY 02/02/2014 at 19:22

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"Millions of Americans will owe back money to the federal and state government this year. Much the same, millions of young Americans are in high school this year. Like those high schoolers, taxpayers face a choice of tax accounting software - H&R, or Turbotax? And those high schoolers have a choice - Go to prom with a guaranteed score, or take the nice, if a bit easy, girl next door out for a dinner date? Well if you choose turbotax you're likely to take the girl to prom. If you choose H&R, you want the girl next door. After spending your entire three months of working 30 hours a week at old man Smith's "Manure and Sod" store, you got 15 minutes in a limo, two hours in a stuffy rental hall, and VD after 45 minutes in a motel that charges by the half hour. Meanwhile, if you took the girl next door out you had a lovely dinner in a little hole in the wall italian place, watched the stars on your roof, and ended up with crabs after a cozy, yet private, evening spent in the backseat of your mom's old 1995 mercury villager. What does all of this have to do with tax software? Not a damn thing, really. But if you're gonna get screwed in the end anyways, get screwed a bit less - Get H&R Block to do your taxes"

EL_ULY > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/02/2014 at 19:37

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crap dude lol, I can see this :]